Random Item Generator

I'm making a random item generator. I need your suggestions. Post as many creatively random items as you can think of. They can be plain as an everyday household item or as fantastical as something you'd see in sci-fi or a fantasy novel. Nothing copyrighted and no fauna. There's no limit to how many you can list in one post, but multiple posts are also allowed. This will be used in an RP format, so make it good.

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Gumball. Assault rifle. Novel. Clock. Feather. Ice pack. Cell phone. Photograph. Baseball bat. Key. Lung. Floppy disk. Pottery. Squeaky toy. Pretzel. Wand. Piggy bank. Boot. Business card. Pain killers. Newton's cradle. Night vision goggles. Microphone.

Surf board, certain magazines, tin can, shotgun, week old "protection", $50, illegal drugs.

Controller, Soda Can, Plug, Charger Cable, Box, Wrapper, Tissues, Speakers, Bottle, Hair Brush, Bowl, Deodorant, Toenail clippers, pen, wrench, credit card, mouse, keyboard, wrag, shield, coaster, razor, hammer, binder, toy gun, laptop, book, machete, goggles, basket, lamp, clock, nails, ruler, thermometer.

Rolled rug, firewood, Ax, Axe, couch cushions, blankets, small TV, stool, Handgun, gun parts, trowel, wrist watch, grandfather clock, ray gun, sprocket, spanner wrench, screwdriver, half used vodka bottle, half used bottle of KY jelly, butt plug, colostomy bag, well used coffee cup, reading light, empty pistol casings of various calibers, Diva's wardrobe, a fluffy bunny, spatula, USB cable, IDE cables, mountain of lint, E.T. Atari 2600 cartridges, newsreel from the 1920's, OJ's knife, Colin Kaepernik's spine.

A half eaten pizza. A half uneaten pizza. Computer mouse. A keyboard missing the key for "H". Juggling balls. An empty bottle of alcohol next to an opened bottle of alcohol. A good luck charm. A bad luck charm. A poster of a childhood hero turned disappointment. A picture of a current hero, soon to be one. A cherished photo in a cracked frame. A three bulb lamp with two dead bulbs. A missing slipper. A bed with no sheets on it. A pile of laundry. Four empty cans of air freshener. A job application covered in dust.

Equilibrium wrote:A half eaten pizza. A half uneaten pizza. Computer mouse. A keyboard missing the key for "H". Juggling balls. An empty bottle of alcohol next to an opened bottle of alcohol. A good luck charm. A bad luck charm. A poster of a childhood hero turned disappointment. A picture of a current hero, soon to be one. A cherished photo in a cracked frame. A three bulb lamp with two dead bulbs. A missing slipper. A bed with no sheets on it. A pile of laundry. Four empty cans of air freshener. A job application covered in dust.

Your room sounds really sad. =P

Arachna wrote:

Equilibrium wrote:A half eaten pizza. A half uneaten pizza. Computer mouse. A keyboard missing the key for "H". Juggling balls. An empty bottle of alcohol next to an opened bottle of alcohol. A good luck charm. A bad luck charm. A poster of a childhood hero turned disappointment. A picture of a current hero, soon to be one. A cherished photo in a cracked frame. A three bulb lamp with two dead bulbs. A missing slipper. A bed with no sheets on it. A pile of laundry. Four empty cans of air freshener. A job application covered in dust.

Your room sounds really sad. =P

I decided to try and tell a short story through nothing but the items found in the room I might actually try at again with a different theme, tbh XD It's a good way to generate random items, isn't it?

A trophy case. An old little league jersey. Photos of a child and a father who is proud of his son. A football helmet. A bottle of anti-depressants. A bottle of ketchup. A bottle of beer. An award for "Best Male Athlete". A photo of a student and a girl smiling with her boyfriend. A dress hidden beneath a bed.